-hopes he didn't bore any of you to death
seems he did... in this thread, at least...
so, to post the two jokes I heard today:
A guy calls home on the phone. a kid picks up. "hi, kiddo" "hi, dad." "how was your day?" "fine, fine" "ok, can you put mommy on?" "ehm... she's... busy right now" "busy? doing what?" "she's in bad" "a?" "she's in bad with uncle Tom" at this point the guy's jaw drops on the floor. his head spins and he collapses...
regaining his control, he says "oh my god, what the hell?... ok, here's the thing I want you to do... go in to the bedroom and say I just parked my car and am approaching the door. watch carefully what happens, I will stay on the telephone and you+ll tell me later, ok?" "ok, dad"
the kid goes, there's panicked talking, a sound of breaking glass, a falling scream, a normal scream, a crash and a blunt hit
kid picks up the phone. dad goes: "what happened? I heard some terrible sounds. is everything alright with you?" "with me yes, but... you see, I came in the bedroom, said what you told me, they both started panickedly searching for clothes... uncle said that it will be to late and jumped through the window in the pool. but since you emptied it yesterday for cleaning, he died from the fall. mother screamed, ran down the stairs to help him, tripped and hit her head and is now also dead..."
"pool? what pool? I don't have a pool..."
-thinks jokes so long should be one per post only